3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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