Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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