covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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