i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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