FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My life is pants optional.
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