Only a mothe r could love this liver
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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