Barsexuality is the new black.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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