return my video game
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
