My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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