My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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