So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
wow bdsm is so cute
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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