is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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