there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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