you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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