when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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