We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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