i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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