OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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