They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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