At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
