I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish you could order shots online.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
MIDGETS
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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