the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
It's shark week go big or go home
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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