Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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