I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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