I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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