Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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