yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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