Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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