She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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