She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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