how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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