There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
operation harelip BJ is a go
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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