maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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