Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
My cat gives me a boner
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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