Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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