i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
where are my eyebrows?
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