Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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