5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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