Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
