nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I just found a bag of teeth...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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