yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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