Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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