Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He has the fingertips of a God
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