Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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