Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I need to sanitize my soul.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Randomize