I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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