i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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