Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
its not stalking. its research.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
me + whiskey = a bad person
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Randomize
