she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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