I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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