and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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