She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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