pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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