Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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