did you get engaged???
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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