she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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