Just fell off a train. Bad.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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